Takeshis'

Takeši Kitano

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kjóno

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kajoko Kišimoto

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Ósugi

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Teradžima

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tecu Watanabe

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

Self

Naomasa Musaka

Film Studios Tattooist

Kóiči Ueda

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kandži Cuda

Film Director